My mind has been dwelling on sex lately, I guess I am lonely and need a long term partner, I laugh as I think how desperate I have been, my last close encounter was a few weeks back, in the local sex shop, dont ask me why but I was passing it, and a dildo in the window caught my eye, actually it was a vibrating dong, black of course, a pigmentation that contrasts well against the pale skin of white shaved women, so I got brave and went in, only to find it empty, save the shop owner, an old Korean man, who sat down the far end at the cash registrar.I walked around, feeling strangely excited amongst all the sex aids for women, I could feel my nipples harden, knowing he was watching me, 'I bet he must be thinking if I am horny', my mind was running away with itself and I went across to the vibrator and dildo section.I looked around me surreptitiously for cameras, my eyes scanning the tops of shelves as I drank in the feast of pleasure aids on display.I picked up the one that had caught. I cringed but maybe he was just a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan. 'Freebird' makes me forgive a lot.Once finished eating and belching 'Dixie' he said, "Before we continue I have an observation; lose that little mustache. You look like Freddy Mercury." You're putting me under pressure," I replied."From where I sit I was thinking Fat Bottomed Girl." Listen you slack-jawed yokel, I didn't come here to be humiliated," I snapped back."Too bad. Humiliation porn pays double." My butt is kinda fat, isn't it? And my cankles ain't no bargain either."He asked, "Have you acted before?"Proudly I informed the hayseed I had my SAG card. Unimpressed, he scowled, "Here we're only interested if your titties don't sag." Then picking up paperwork he began questioning. "First question: how do you stand on giving six or seven blowjobs consecutively?" I probably wouldn't stand at all. Most likely I'd kneel. Seriously, call me old-fashioned but I'm not interested in that scenario at all."Writing on his tablet he.
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